Who am I?

 

 

 

 

Question 1: Who am I?

 

Full Legal Name: Jacob Croix Wilson-Sankari

Birthdate: 05/26/1994

DLN: 3770-**-****

SS: ***-**-****

Question 2: What am I?

 

 

 

I am more than aware that these two answers strongly conflict with your personal beliefs. I don’t enjoy actively and aggressively dismissing other’s beliefs. That itself isnt true, I do enjoy it, it’s easily one of my favorite things to do. I will boil this down simply. I am a programmer, things that can be done quickly should be done as such. There is no such thing as elegant code. It is working code, and not working code. So if we’d like we can talk grandly about how to different people WHO I am matters and to others it does not. However, when reality, the IRS, the police, and other entities that actually matter  come knocking the subjective nature of the question who I am does not occur to them. It’s a paradoxical question to ask who I am when the answer to it only matters to people who already know it.

Where question two is concerned. The above infographic was quickly put together with all that I deem reasonable to answer this question. Anything additional that could answer are too miniscule to make the list.